Confessions about a closet Str8 guy.

Brad called to get together with “the group”. I always find it 

amusing that Brad, who is totally straight, can hardly wait to 

meet up with his gay friends for drinks and fun. No, the boy is 

not a closet case but considering how hot he looks I confess 

that is one closet I’d play in! The simple fact is Brad recently 

discovered a little known fact about “hanging with the gays” i.e. 

hot women hang with us too! Even better a good majority of hot 

women hang with gay guys under the misapprehension that we 

might possibly be converted! Yes, Brad plays that “maybe I’m 

unsure of my sexuality” card with gusto. I mean the boy has 

“shyly” agreed to undertake the attempt to be “converted” more 

times than anyone I know. It’s getting to be a regular aspect of 

our nights out with him. At some point he hesitantly agrees to 

“try it” with some woman who is now overly eager to try her hand 

at turning him. Then he leaves with said giggling female saying 

his goodbyes to us with the remark he’s about to be “baptized” 

into heterosexuality. By now, he has been “baptized” so much we 

should all chip in to buy him a christening gown for God’s sake! 

Will these women never learn? 

Memo to the females who hit on a gay guy hoping for a 

conversion: sweetie next time you play on the gay you might stop 

to possibly consider that you just got played yourself!