Retro revisited..ugh.

Just read in a gay magazine that the seventy’s look is back. Oh the heady times back then. Everyone looking so casual and laid back with their requisite long drooping mustaches. It just hit me; can this mean polyester is close behind? 

Ah those halcyon days when, if you put the clothes’ dryer’s heat on too high a setting, one’s best shirts would melt! Long after I’ve left this veil of tears I take comfort in knowing that those items of apparel I packed away will still be around for at least one hundred years before they decompose.