A friend described the recent "invasive airline search" he just underwent when he declined the "porn ray exam". I swear sounded like a typical night in the back room of the Eagle without the obligatory "after grope" drink the guy always buys you.
Memo to my air traveling friend: 1. You cannot go "back in the line" just because that guard was cute; 2. It is not a good idea to slip him your number after he is finished; 3. If this was the high point of your trip, I'd book better trips buddy*>)!
Damn, I haven't been groped, yet, and I bet I fly more than your buddy does. It's discrimination, that's what! They hate middle-aged, semi-redheaded guys with ginger mustaches.
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